Monday, 30 November 2009

Royal Navy...is there any point?

First we had some Naval personnel detained and feted in the World Press: they didn't know where the triggers were on their guns.

Then we had the British couple assaulted and kidnapped on their yacht...The Royal Navy stood by and watched.

Now we've got the crew of a yacht sailling in international waters hi-jacked the the Iranians (again).

Is there any point in having a Navy?

Nelson must be turning in his grave.

Friday, 27 November 2009

We are beyond criticism....

The denizens of the EU show their true colours following another of Nigel Farage's wonderful speeches. One thing is for sure, they do not like to be the objects of ridicule. Oh dear, what a shame! If only they knew how ridiculous they look.

I wonder how long it will be before criticism of the High and Mighty of Brussels becomes a criminal offence.

Hat tip to Daniel at Voice of the Resistance.

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

What goes around.............

Just over 55 years ago, in October 1954, meteorologists began tracking a massive tropical storm moving west towards the Caribbean island of Grenada. On October 12th it made landfall on Haiti and the Dominican Republic and is estimated to have taken over 1000 lives. By the time that Hurricane Hazel (as it was designated) cleared Haiti its wind speed had dropped to a mere 40mph and meteorologists confidently expected it to die. Sadly they were wrong. An unusually hot October had recharged the storm and it headed for North America growing to a Category 4 hurricane.

Whenever hurricanes land on the eastern seaboard of the States, they almost always take the same route; the coastal areas between South Carolina and New England. Hurricane Hazel was no exception. Having caused untold destruction on its way north, it met the Allegheny Mountains, one of the highest ridges in the Appalachian chain. Here, meteorologists again expected it to die. Wrong!

Two other weather systems helped Hazel to surmount the Alleghenies and it moved ever northward to wards the Great Lakes where it was demoted from 'hurricane' to 'severe storm'.
It passed over Toronto where it rained heavily throughout the day. Some basements were flooded and some roof tiles lost but little attention was paid to the storm. What the inhabitiants of Toronto didn't know was that Hazel had dumped an estimated 300,000,000 tons of water to the north of the city. The rain landed on already saturated fields and, unable to be absorbed, began rolling towards Toronto.

Toronto is a city built on river ravines, many of which were inhabited. That night a wall of water descended these ravines. Fortunately only some 80 people died.

As a result of this hurricane some 55 years ago, Hurricane Hazel's high water lines are now used as a benchmark for planning applications. Land below the benchmarks is designated as parkland and no one is allowed to build houses or live there.

What a shame that our planners don't use the same criteria when allowing building on flood plains. Had they done so, it's possible that what happened in Workington might just have been avoided.

Monday, 23 November 2009

Only Four? It should have been forty.

The Metropolitan Police have passed four files to the CPS relating to members of the Commons and the Lords who may have fiddled their expenses.

If charged with fraud they could face sentences of up to ten years in prison or, if charged with false accounting, then seven years is the maximum penalty.

I can imagine that there are many other MPs and Lords who are breathing long, loud sighs of relief at this moment.

Troughing pigs!!

The MOD strikes again

There must be some real chumps, dimwits, numpties, whatever lurking in the bowels of the MOD.

Why on earth would you spend nearly £150,000,000 refitting armoured vehicles which are so damn useless that they can only be used for training? And, more to the point why do we need 900 of them?


The Times has it here

Saturday, 21 November 2009

Overweening arrogance

It is has been widely reported that Princess Mandy wants to be Foreign Secretary and has importuned (if that's the right word) Cyclops to reshuffle his Cabinet and to give Millipede the big elbow.

The overweening arrogance of this creature leaves me almost bereft of words.

Mandy, let me say this loud and clear. You are not elected, have not been elected and the prospects of you being elected to any post other than a municipal lavatory attendant are pretty remote. Why don't you just bugger off to a cottage on Clapham Common and do some badger watching?

Apologies

Sorry about the hiatus in postings.
I was going to cease blogging altogether having suffered a severe dose of Writer's Block.
However, lots of red wine seems to have cleared the blockage so normal service will be resumed forthwith.